Amateur Model

Here's an update on my life. I went snowboarding for the second time in my life about a week ago. It was great fun, and the bottom half of my face got burned from not wearing sunscreen. It told people that I dipped my face in red kool-aid. I wish I had a picture to show you, but I don't. You'll just have to creatively picture it in your mind. I was wearing sunglasses and a beanie, so my eyes and forehead were still white. Some of you may not know it, but occasionally I do side work as a model. My particular specialty is body stuntwork. I can do somethings with my body that are pretty abnormal. I've decided to show off some of my stunt work:

My dentist loves me

I just swallowed a helium filled balloon

My Picasso impression

I am the SMARTEST man alive!